Naming restaurants is hard work. Unless you go for the obvious and default to something like Joe's Diner, it's difficult to come up with something clever, catchy and memorable that also conveys the concept. Hawkers is one that clicks on all levels. On the other hand, just about any restaurant with a number in its name is a head scratcher. I know there's a Tex-Mex restaurant in Winter Park called Cocina something or other, but I can never remember the number part of the name. It's the area code for Dallas, which would count as clever for a Tex-Mex restaurant, but memorable? No.
Like I said, it's hard work.
So what to make of Something Fishy, a seafood restaurant in Apopka? Clever? Sort of. Memorable? Yes, it is. Advisable? Ehhhhh. Should the Black Bean Deli rename itself the Musical Fruit Cafe?
If you plan to head out to Epcot for the Candlelight Processional, or just to see the holiday decorations, you might want to consider having dinner at Tutto Italia in the Italy pavilion to add a little buon Natale.
This won’t come as a huge surprise to any of you, especially those of you in the restaurant business — or any business, really — but many of the reviews you read on sites like Yelp and TripAdvisor aren’t real. I know, it’s like finding out about Santa Claus, right? (You do know about Santa, don’t you?)
And to prove it, a man in London set out to make his restaurant the number one restaurant in the city on TripAdvisor's site. And he did it. The restaurant, The Shed at Dulwich, went from last in the site's London listings, 18,149th, to number one, the best restaurant in one of the largest metropolitan cities in the world in just a matter of months.
There was just one problem: the restaurant doesn't exist.
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There seem to be a lot more restaurants that will be open on Christmas Day this year. Some are serving special menus and some are just open for the hungry diner. No need to stay home on the 25th -- check out the listings here.