This is the sort of thing we expect from Burger King, but the Colonel?
According to a story at Mashable, a Louisville, Kentucky, florist is offering corsages fashioned out of KFC chicken. The crispy bouquet is a wrist corsage, which allows the wearer to nibble while dancing with her thoughtful date. Cost of the corsage is $20 plus shipping (or delivery, if you will) and comes with a $5 gift card to KFC.
Now all we need are mashed potato boutonnieres for the beaus.
What do you think?